Urban Legend Demolition Office

?Hello, welcome to the Demolition Office family. Below is our ninth edition of the internal employee code of conduct. For your personal safety, please make sure to read and memorize it.?
?1. As a member of the Demolition Office, when you enter a new urban legend area, you have the ability and duty to make certain adjustments and optimizations to the rules of the urban legend area. Please believe this point.?
?2. Please remember, all current urban legend areas must operate under the control of the Demolition Office. The establishment of the area must be reported and registered, all rules must be open and visualized. There must be a clear and feasible escape route. The only purpose of construction must be to provide emotional experiences. Violators may be ordered to rectify or be directly demolished.?
?3. All unregistered urban legend areas are considered unauthorized constructions. After a period of investigation and experience, they may be ordered to rectify or be directly demolished.?
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?15. The Urban Legend Demolition Office exists, is widely known, and has strong credibility and deterrence. Please believe this point.?
?16. If you find that the residents of the urban legend area start to lack the proper [respect] for you, please repeatedly reread the fifteenth rule until [they] correct their attitude again.?
?Finally, and most importantly.?
?… Never let [them] discover that there is no such thing as the Urban Legend Demolition Office in this world.?
?Xu Ming, Director and First Founder of the Urban Legend Demolition Office?