Runaway Consort - Chapter 64

Chapter 64

F*ck! Escaped Again?

When Lunatic King woke up, he found that he was holding a pillow! He looked around. Why was there no one there? Where did Qi Shui’er go? He looked at his body, which was covered well as if he was the only one sleeping in this bed all night.

Oh, no! He jumped up and hurriedly put on his clothes. “Someone come, someone come…” He was so impatient that he called out while getting dressed.

A moment later, someone came running in a hurry. “My King, what’s the matter?” It was Xiaoliu. His eyes peeked at the King’s bed to see if the consort was lying there. Something is wrong. Why the bed was empty?

“Where is the consort? Where did she go?” Lunatic King asked.

Dang, you are asking where your consort has gone? Didn’t you hold her last night and sleep so well? Xiaoliu’s sweat glands suddenly become prosperous, desperately sweating.

“Reply to the King; I did not pay attention,” Xiaoliu answered honestly. I thought that on your wedding night, you would f*ck the consort incessantly. How could you not find her early in the morning? Well, it seems that the King’s ability is still doubtful.

Seeing Xiaoliu’s strange eyes, Lunatic King wanted to die. This damn Qi Shui’er ruined his lifetime of wisdom!

Lunatic King walked out with a black face. Humph, it was a waste to ask. What a shame! He walked out in a blaze of glory, and when he saw the leader in charge, he asked, “Who was on duty last night?”

The guards stammered and said, “My King, it’s me.” He was embarrassed to say it out loud because last night he was on duty, but seeing that everyone in the house was having s*x, he also played thre*some with two maids and had a great time, and then accidentally fell asleep.

“Where is the consort? Have you seen the consort? In which direction did she run?” Lunatic King’s questions like a string of pearls.

The guards did not dare to look at the King. Yesterday they were exhausted, dead asleep. As a result, they didn’t know where the consort ran away.

How dare you play silence with me! Lunatic King is furious. This Qi Shui’er, what’s wrong with being the King’s consort? So many people couldn’t afford to be one, but she is so good, repeatedly running away! This King is angry!

It is useless to nag. Ugh, having a consort like this, what else can I do? Let’s find her!

Lunatic King took a large group of people to Qi Shui’er’s favorite escape place, Yanmi Pavilion.

When Mama saw the group, she was so scared that she closed the door! Those vandals are here again! Mama was in a cold sweat, leaning against the door. I just repaired the things they had damaged yesterday, and now they’re here again.

Mama’s hand hadn’t calmed down when the door was kicked open, and she fell on her face. “Aiyaaaaa, my goodness!” The old Mama climbed up and screamed.

“Mama, has Qi Shui’er come here?” Lunatic King walked in and asked loudly.

The old Mama got up from the ground and patted the dirt on her clothes. “Aiya, my good King, I’ve only worn this dress today. It’s new!” The old Mama’s heart was bleeding. When she looked at the broken door, her heart bled even more.

“Ah, my heavenly lord, my door has just been repaired!” the old Mama looked at the door, raised her hands, and cried heavenly tears.

“Cut the crap. Did you see Qi Shui’er or not?” Lunatic King asked as he pushed away Mama, who was coming up to complain.

“No, no. Oh, why my life is so bitter, ah? Who have I offended?” the old Mama continued to cry and scream.

Sh*t! Lunatic King decided to ignore her and led his men straight inside.

“Qi Shui’er, come out! Do you hear me? Qi Shui’er!” Lunatic King shouted. The guards spread out, turning over the Yanmi Pavilion, but did not find Qi Shui’er!

“Have you found her?” Lunatic King sat angrily on the chair, looking at the leader, and asked.

“My King, no.”

“My King, I didn’t find her either.”

“Reply to My King, I have searched all around, but there was no one in the woodshed.”

“………”

Those who have come back have not found her! Damn, this dead woman, where did she escape this time?