Runaway Consort - Chapter 30

Chapter 30
Escaping to a Brothel!

“Hey, where did you come from? What are you doing in my room?” A woman startled Qi Shui’er.

“Eh, I, I am….” Qi Shui’er could not finish her sentence before the other person cut her off.

“En? Are you the new maid?” The woman said.

Qi Shui’er saw that the woman couldn’t recognize her, so she nodded and said, “Yes, yes. I’m the new maid. Hehe, I just arrived.”

The woman glanced at Qi Shui’er and said, “Good, it’s almost dawn now. Come here and serve me to dress. I have to burn incense for Master Guan.”

Qi Shui’er eyes rolled. Shit, I’m in the middle of escaping!

“What are you doing?” The woman shouted.

“Hehe, I have an internal emergency and want to go out to relieve myself.” Qi Shui’er said.

“Well, it just so happens that I also want to go. Come over and help me up. We’ll go together.” The woman said.

No way! Are you also interested in peeing? Qi Shui’er’s expression was bitter. The woman lit the lamp and wanted to go with Qi Shui’er to pee. After the room brightened, she saw Qi Shui’er.

“You, who are you? How did you get here?” The woman asked.

“I’m the new maid here,” Qi Shui’er trembled.

“Bullshit, how could I hire such an ugly maid like you? Look at you! You still want to be a maid in my Yanmi Pavilion?” The woman scolded with one hand on her waist.

Holy shit, do I look horrible? I have all the parts a woman should have, you blind old woman! But, now I am running away from the marriage, ah. If I run away outside, with my father’s power, he will catch me back in two days, so why don’t I stay here for some days? Isn’t there a saying that the most dangerous place is the safest?

“Hehe, Mama(*). I have no choice but to come in. Why don’t you kindly take me in, and I’ll help you work?” The obedient daughter-in-law Qi Shui’er said coquettishly. Her mind turned and thought about what kind of work she could do.

T/N: Procurer.

“Mama is in a hurry. Take me to the toilet first.” With her legs folded and trembling, the woman was about to pee.

“No, you have to promise first.” Qi Shui’er said. She also made a gesture to blow out the light.

With her old face wrinkled and swollen to the point of pissing her pants, Mama nodded and said, “Okay then, you’ll stay and be a maid, but you won’t get paid, and you won’t be allowed to go to the front hall, got it?”

“Okay, so be it.” Qi Shui’er said happily.

“Then why don’t you quickly help me?”

At this time, a smell of urine acid came out. Qi Shui’er laughed, “Hey, Mama. No need to go. It already settled on the spot.”

“Ah! You dead girl!” Mama shouted.

Since then, Qi Shui’er has become a little nameless maid in the brothel. Unfortunately, she is used to being a young noblewoman. Therefore, she can’t do anything. Mama ordered her to wash the dishes, but within two days, the Yanmi Pavilion changed all the plates to brand new ones. It was all thanks to her. Otherwise, the Yanmi Pavilion has not had the opportunity to change them. Poor those good bowls, they all died once she touched them. So Mama had no choice but to send her to wash clothes, and in two days, all the girls in the pavilion came to complain, saying that they felt cold when they wore the clothes. It turned out that the clothes had holes. As a result, Qi Shui’er had to serve the snacks to the guests, but before they reached them, they all fell into Qi Shui’er’s stomach. What on earth could she do? The desperate Mama had no choice but to send her to the customer’s room to note the time and calculate the customer’s bill.

Currently, Qi Shui’er was standing in front of the room, holding a water clock in her hand. Since she was bored standing there, she played with the lovely water clock and shook the sand inside to make it leak faster. Unexpectedly, both the girls and Mama liked it. The girls could collect more money and increase the income of the pavilion. She finally found a suitable job!

Other people say this was not a good job, ah. People inside the room make love and scream, ah, ah. But, you, a girl, standing at the door, how can you comfortably listen to that! Nevertheless, Qi Shuier was happy to do it. Without the need to wash clothes and dishes, it was so good, ah. Only stand here in line. She doesn’t care what happens inside!

Qi Shui’er slowly learned that this place was a brothel. It was a place for men to have fun. She peeked at them several times, only to see the scene of her father crushing her mother. What is so fun about it? These people, I don’t know what’s going on in their heads!

Once Qi Shui’er saw the girl and the guest crushing each other and the girl screaming, she thought of the dreadful King, who always loved crushing the girls! I wonder how he is doing now?