Alien Bar: Found a Wizard Girl, Gale Sword - Chapter 20: "let me lick you"
Upon hearing Lanya’s request, Leon couldn’t help but be taken aback.
The Prince was still in his room playing with Baby Bus, and his small room was too cramped to fit three people, let alone Lanya, who was a girl. The living room sofa couldn’t accommodate both him and the Prince, two grown men.
Seeing Leon hesitating, Lanya whispered, “It’s okay if it’s not possible. I can go to the Temple of the Healing Goddess. It’s a place where homeless people often go, and the environment is quite decent…”
Her voice was filled with disappointment.
Leon understood her misunderstanding and explained the situation where he had hidden the Sun Prince in his room. He said, “How about you stay in the bar tonight? The sofa in the lounge is comfortable enough to sleep on.”
Suddenly, Leon thought of how Nilu looked sleeping on the sofa.
“Is that alright? Would your bar manager be unhappy?” Lanya seemed a bit concerned.
“I’ll call him when we get to the bar. I think it should be fine.”
“Thank you very much.”
Lanya bowed to Leon earnestly. If possible, she didn’t want to spend the night at the Temple of the Healing Goddess; the beggars and vagabonds there were just too noisy.
As they walked back to the bar, Leon brought up the Mage Guild and praised it, saying, “It’s a really good guild. Not only is registering as an apprentice free, but they also provide free access to introductory-level spells for apprentices. Much better than that Adventurer’s Guild.”
Lanya, however, rolled her eyes and said, “Do you know how much it costs for an apprentice to take the test to become a full-fledged mage?”
“How much?”
“Ten thousand gold coins.”
“So much!” Leon exclaimed.
“Otherwise, where would they get the money to build such a magnificent building?”
Curious, Leon asked, “How much do the tests for Magisters and Archmagisters cost?”
Lanya shook her head lightly, “I don’t know, but it’s definitely an outrageous amount.”
Leon sighed inwardly. No wonder apprentice registration was free, and they even provided access to introductory spells for free. It was all to increase the number of apprentices and attract more people to take the assessment.
Soon, they arrived back at the bar. When they turned on the lights, the deserted bar was quiet, and a faint scent of alcohol filled the air.
“Wait here for a moment, I’ll go home and get some food for you.”
Leon had already heard the rumbling noise under Lanya’s robe on the way back. However, neither of them had any coins, so Leon had to return to Earth and buy some food for her from a convenience store.
“I’ll go with you.”
As Leon opened the door to leave, Lanya grabbed the corner of his clothes.
“Are you scared?”
Lanya whispered, “I just have this feeling that the bar seems eerie at this time.”
Seeing her somewhat fearful look, Leon couldn’t help but smile and said, “Then let’s go together.”
As for Lanya’s eerie feeling, he hadn’t noticed it at all, so he just assumed she was being timid.
The two of them left the bar again and returned to the street where the entrance to Earth was located.
Passing by a convenience store at the intersection, Leon went in and bought three bottles of sweet milk and three heated bento boxes, then headed back to their place.
When he pushed open the door, Prince Lieyang was sitting at the keyboard, tapping away in the “peace” sign gesture. Leon walked closer and saw that he was on a popular forum page, attempting to reply to a hot post.
“You know how to use online forums?” Leon was surprised.
Lieyang smirked self-confidently, “What do you take me for? With my learning ability, I just need three days to understand the popular culture here. By the way, I’m a bit hungry, is that food in your hand for me?”
Leon placed the sweet milk and the bento boxes on the table and said to the lizardman prince, “Since you have such strong learning abilities, if you plan to stay here for a while, it’s best to find a simple job, like a waiter or something. With your physique, you might even do well at a construction site.”
Lieyang opened a milk bottle and took a sip before replying, “What are you talking about? Do you want a noble prince to serve people? Absolutely not.”
“Do you want to keep freeloading in my place and eating for free? A noble prince would never do such a thing.”
The Sun Prince thought for a moment, then went to a corner of the room and rummaged through his petrified armor pile, pulling out two stones that had also turned into stone
“What does this mean?”
Leon looked puzzledly at the two stony objects the Sun Prince was handing over.
“Of course, I won’t just freeload. Take these back to Castalonne, and they’ll turn into extraordinary gemstones, enough to buy you a decent house within the city.
And you and that rookie mage are planning to register with the Adventurer’s Guild, right? Without suitable equipment, it’ll be hard for you to complete the registration task. With this money, you can buy some magic items and equipment, making it easier to complete the registration task.
So, during this period, you provide me with a place to stay and food here, and I’ll provide you with funds for your activities in Castalonne. How does that sound?”
Leon pondered for a moment. Indeed, if he could buy a decent house in Castalonne, why bother with the shared apartment here? Moreover, he could return here anytime he wanted. So, he accepted the Sun Prince’s proposal.
“Alright, deal!”
He accepted the two petrified gemstones and gave some instructions about the shared apartment before leaving a thousand yuan in cash, then returned downstairs.
While waiting for him downstairs, Lanya had already finished her milk and bento, looking like she wanted more. So, on the way back to the bar, Leon bought another bento for her at the convenience store.
Back at the bar, Leon took out the two gemstones. The petrified appearance of the gemstones was fading, gradually returning to their original state. After a few minutes, they emitted a brilliant light, their quality appearing higher than the gem prince Lieyang had used to bribe him before.
“Lanya, tomorrow take me to exchange these two gemstones for gold coins, and then we can go shopping.”
Holding a plate of chicken cutlet rice, Lanya’s cheeks were filled with food, and she vigorously nodded.
Then Leon took out his phone and dialed the bar manager’s number.
“Hello, Manager.”
“Oh, it’s Leon. What’s the matter?” came the unique neutral voice of the bar manager from the other end of the line.
“Is there any magical item that can help me quickly grasp the language of this world?”
“That’s simple. Let the Door Spirit enchant you. You should already be acquainted with the Door Spirit, right?”
“Uh, yes.”
“That’s it then. Hang up, good night.”
The bar manager quickly hung up, and Leon put down his phone, looking at the bar’s entrance.
Lanya asked, “Who is the Door Spirit?”
Leon pointed at the door. Lanya looked puzzled; wasn’t that just an ordinary wooden door?
Leon walked up to the door and whispered, “Mr. Door Spirit, are you there?”
A mouth suddenly appeared on the door panel, with full lips and neatly arranged white teeth, appearing more like a woman’s mouth.
“I’ve told you before, don’t call me mister, and I don’t need to sleep. I already know what you want. Extend your hand over here.”
“Where should I extend it to?”
Leon stared at the mouth. Are they really asking me to stick my hand into that mouth?
Lanya also stopped eating and stared dumbfoundedly at the mouth that appeared on the door.
A door with a long mouth!
“What are you thinking? Just put your hand within licking distance.”
After saying that, a pink tongue emerged from the mouth on the door and extended forward, seemingly testing how far it could reach.
After a while, Leon still hadn’t extended his hand. The Door Spirit grew impatient, “What are you waiting for? Hurry and put your hand over! Otherwise, how am I going to enchant you?”
Leon clenched his hand tightly, swallowing hard.
Do I really have to let it lick me? It’s so gross…
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